ARCHIVE March 2007Every Story Has To Start Somewhere.1 Wakey, Wakey, Eggs & Bakey.2 Life is what happens between failures.3 The Pickup4 Vital For Survival.5 Advanced Slacker Theory.6 Slacker Theory 2: Slack Harder.7 I Don’t Think So.8 Bad, Bad, Man.9 The Art Of War.April 200710 Lineage In Question.11 Carol Graves.12 Hurry Up Activated.13 Red Green Arrow.14 Beautiful Eyes.15 You Know What The Music Means.16 Muggle In Heat.17 We Hardly Knew Ye.18 Getting Ahead.19 Drama Sandwich.20 Old Muttonchops.21 So Much To Do… SO MUCH!22 Exhibiting Certain Properties.23 Whither Judge Reinhold?24 From Notebook Covers To The Big Screen.25 New Unit Of Mesure.26 Nerd Rituals.27 Super Fighting Robot.May 200728 Sibling.29 Sibling 2: Electric Boogaloo.30 Sibling 3: Sib Harder.31 Her Royal Hotness.32 Mushroom Conspiracy.33 Retard Logic.34 Not A Kunoichi.35 We Takes Care Of Our Wimmins.36 Quiet You!37 The Claw.38 Friendship.39 Let It Begin.40 Oscar Wilde.41 Timberlake!June 200742 I… Believe You.43 Filled With Fail.44 Temperament.45 I See What You Did There.46 Not Friends!47 Fluids.48 Thunderdome.49 Objectification.50 Consent.51 The Hunt.52 Gymkata!53 Battle For The Fun Of It.54 AH-NEE-MAY.55 FTW.56 First Loser.57 Cute When She’s Angry.58 Jibblies.59 Maybe.60 The Things We Do.61 Embargo.62 Who Runs Bartertown?63 Embargo Over.64 To The Office.65 Blame.July 200766 That’s Different.67 Layers Of Subtlety.68 Am I?69 Are You Blind?70 Be Nice.71 Sneak Attack72 Snuzzle Attack73 Nina Grace74 Not Work Safe75 Hot girl + glasses = super hot girl76 Everybody is sorry for the most part77 Best friends forever78 I am the rules79 Careless talk costs lives80 Its more common than you think81 Phoenix wrong82 Play ground logic83 Subtext84 Mike Hernandez85 FishyAugust 200786 Destination Exploitation87 Broken Strings88 Books Covers89 For The Team90 Indebted91 Sweet Warm Liquid Fail92 Miscalculation93 For Great Justice94 Emo Snape95 I love you I would date with you96 Kakarot97 Mask Cracks98 Incorrect99 Vermin & Rooster.100 To Be Continued101 Reprieve102 Girls + Icecream = Win.103 Distraction104 Devious105 Drink Me106 Before The Fact107 Weak Plan108 Real Problem109 Jolene Brooks110 Very Sneaky111 Trivial112 Primitive Intellect113 From The Ashes114 How Are You GentlemenSeptember 2007115 Heelturn116 Danger Zone117 Resistance118 Aftermath119 Two Count120 Don’t Care121 Fan Of Suck122 You’re MeanOctober 2007123 I Like to Watch124 Silence Is Golden125 Regular Sister126 Inconceivable127 It Wouldn’t Be128 Bringing It Back129 Denial130 The Rookie Lands One131 Concerning Elves132 The Jelly Protests133 Openly Secret134 Split Hairs135 Concerning Love136 Interference137 It Did Not138 You Must Be This Tall139 Not Biblically140 Sleeps With The Fishes141 There Is No Try142 Of Hot Sisters143 Troublemaker144 Men Of Honour145 How It Begins146 Euphemism147 My Way148 Amusements149 All Along The Watch Tower150 Deadly Weapons151 Nemesis152 Intentional153 EverlongNovember 2007154 Unnecessary155 Peachy.156 Quest.157 Prep.158 Spider Sense.159 Retort.160 Of Men.161 Will To Live.162 Bored.163 Terrorist.164 Dog Won’t Hunt.165 I Needed That.166 Addiction.167 Not Now.168 Green Ranger.169 Clowns.170 From Here.171 Please Explain.172 The Ultimate Failure.173 Man Laws.174 Return Of The King.175 Good Intentions.December 2007176 The Hitler Gambit.177 Count Me Out.178 Blurt.179 End Of Line.180 Nothing More than feelings.181 That One.182 No!183 You Cool?184 Someone Else’s Dreams.185 Not alike.186 Haven’t.187 Not Our Way.188 Tactical Retreat.189 Scary Woman.190 Must Go Faster.191 Fortune’s Fool.192 Now It Does.193 For The Gold.194 Deja Vu.195 Responsability.196 Told You So.January 2008197 A Bit Much.198 Unpacked.199 Particulars.200 Fallen.201 Zone Out.202 Zone In.203 Better Off Dead.204 Appropriate.205 Dig In.206 Silver tongue.207 Windtalker.208 Nice.209 Damnit, Thomas.210 Spielbergian.211 Evasion.212 Up To Here.213 Confusing.214 Cut The Crap.215 Tiny Heartbreak.216 What Dreams may Come.217 No More Tears.218 Ten Ninjas.219 Your Ears Only.February 2008220 Pardon Me.221 Bring It On.222 Dead Inside.223 Unforgiven.224 Best Laid Plans.225 Failure.226 Family Ties.227 Your Density.228 Prelude To A Kiss.229 A Kiss.230 Good Boy.231 Lost In Translation.232 Grasping At Straws.233 Lady Ace.234 Watch It.235 So Happy.236 Molestation Consideration.237 The Introduction Of Doubt.238 Clearly.239 Don’t Be A Chump.240 The Importance Of Not Being Seen.March 2008241 Nee Hee Hee.242 The Riot Act.243 Scott Free.244 The Kicker.245 Sun Tzu.246 Wu Tang Secrets.247 Location, location, location.248 Lazy.249 The Chain O’ Command.250 Switching Tactics.251 A Leader Of Men.252 Greetings Starfighter.253 So Happy.254 To Serve Man.255 Harsh But Fair.256 Typical.257 Even.258 Shut Up, Richard.259 Significance.260 Mission Complete.261 Endless Thomas.April 2008262 Drink Soda.263 The World Is Safe.264 Hell Bent.265 A Peaceful Piece.266 Explosive and Volatile.267 You’ll Put Your Eye Out.268 Because I Said So.269 Not Even a Little.270 A Short Drive.271 A Cookie For Coping.272 No Hug For You.273 You Smell Like Candy.274 He Who Hesitates.275 A Single Tear.276 Value Added.277 Our Glorious City.278 Never Again.279 Foiled Again.280 That’s Touching.281 Man-Love.282 And My Axe.283 Master Holbyta.May 2008284 Odd Little Girl.285 A Form Of Huffing.286 Something Special.287 Peacemaker.288 No Kissinger.289 Buddy-Buddy.290 Get On The Bus.291 Thomas 1 – Ed 2.292 Happy Trails.293 Does It Hurt?294 I Get It.295 Old School Barbarism.296 Retraction.297 Something Like Hope.298 So Passes The Torch.299 See You Tomorrow.300 One Act Of Kindness At A Time.301 This Is love.302 Cosa Nostra.303 No Worries.304 Big American Party.305 The Times Between.June 2008Some Other Beginnings’s End.306 In The Beginning.307 Six Of One.308 Inappropriate Sunshine.309 Cutting Back.310 Damn My Duckpond.311 Loved By The Sun.312 Social Conscience.313 Productive.314 Realization.315 Dying Breed.316 That Bastard Reggie.317 Hobodor.318 Indeed.July 2008319 Liar.320 Rotation.321 Stay On Target.322 Access Denied.323 Respect.324 Days Of Our Lives.325 Promises, Promises.326 Smoothe.327 Jedi Mind Trick.328 Silent Treatment.329 Some People Can’t Tell Jokes.330 Through The Fire & The Flames.331 The Power Of Greyskull.August 2008332 Underpants.333 Safe.334 Thomas “The Bloody”.335 The Three Amigos.336 The Teachings Of History.337 Baby Ducks.338 Hell’s Comin’ With Me.339 Would You Be Mine?340 Queer Eye For The Jedi.341 I’m Your Huckleberry.342 Walk Hard.343 I Did Feel Something.344 Sho’Nuff.September 2008345 Super Happy Fun Time.346 Trade Off.347 Enchanting.348 Madam Librarian.349 What Needs Must.350 Woman Of Words.351 Wordgirl.352 Axis & Allies.353 Kryptonite Ring.354 Why Did You Take Me To A Gay Steel Mill?355 Hanna Barbarian.356 Got You Back.357 Wondertwins.October 2008358 Dilbert.359 Negotiation.360 Free Advice.361 Black & Decker.362 Powerpoint.363 Principal.364 Knuckles.365 Know School Like The Old School.366 Little Big Man.367 Intimidator.368 Fluffy Doom.369 Devil Went Down To Georgia.370 Faustian.371 Wishmaster.November 2008372 Oblivious.373 Guide.374 On Cruelty.375 You Break It You Bought It.376 Thousand Points Of Light.377 Stability.378 Nitpicking.379 Lady Ace Adventures.380 How Grand.381 99 Ways To Die.382 Challenger.383 Tagged.December 2008384 Lethologica.385 Arm Wires.386 Snazz.387 Fraction.388 Boothe Shot First.389 A Powerfull Ally It Is.390 Gulliver.391 The Shadow Knows.392 That Which Has No Soul.393 Mind What Has None.394 You Don’t Want To Know.395 Goon.396 Pushing It.397 Lucky Bastard.January 2009398 Skewed.399 That’s Gonna Leave A Mark.400 They Called Me Mr. Glass.401 Habitual.402 It Implies A Work Ethic.403 Head Of The Order.404 Unsolved Mysteries.405 See No Evil.406 Menses.407 Justification.408 The Hours Whore.409 Our Rob Or Ross.410 Worthy Bastards.February 2009411 Trump.412 Origin.413 Boothe, Reggie Boothe.414 Pragmatist.415 Judd Nelson.416 Mad Skills.417 Tenderheart.418 Burning Down The House.419 Abusive Comedy.420 Perk.421 Cunning.422 Anticlimax.March 2009423 How To Deal.424 Cold Comfort.425 Jesus Fights Lions.426 Care A Lot.427 Signs.428 Happy Harpy.429 One Of A Kind.430 Supposition.431 Jenny, Jenny.432 The Cock Paradox.433 It Is You.434 Air Shaft.435 White Knight.April 2009436 Hold Out.437 Playful Abuse438 I Don’t Know.439 Metal Gear Chunky.440 Irrational Fear.441 Terror Of The Timecard.442 Hit The Deck.443 Legit.444 Some String Walks Into A Bar.445 Lunchbox Live.446 Bravery.447 Ninja Party.448 Either Way.May 2009449 No Idea.450 Not Helping.451 Unreasonable.452 Keepin’ It Strong.453 Verbiage.454 Impune.455 Morbo.456 Wayne Brady.457 Big Boss Man.458 No Chance, That’s What Ya Got.459 String Theory.460 For A Moment.461 The Ace.June 2009462 Knight Of The Living Dead.463 Faileontologist.464 Death Comes On Fat Wings.465 A Flaw.466 Resolute.467 Bloody Run.468 Brittanica.469 Making The Most Of Today.470 Carry On.471 My Buddy.472 Keplerian.473 Sally Hemmings.474 Hair Apparent.July 2009475 Tragic Magic.476 Sex Pistols.477 Practical Romantic.478 Moldbreaker.479 Blood Money.480 Not Well.481 Upside.482 Contingency.483 Dark Arts.484 Subtle Levels.485 Most Dangerous Game.486 Dickcraft.487 A front.488 In The Mist.August 2009489 Liar Liar.490 My Heart Will Go On.491 Capable.492 Debatable.493 Skill Points.494 Rock Type.495 Never Know What Hit ‘Em.496 The Part I Was Born For.497 Damage Over Time.498 Verbal Contract.499 Up + B.500 I Went To Films.501 Are You Asking For A Challenge?September 2009502 Slowbro.503 Stormchaser.504 Binary System.505 Framed.506 Keen Cat Killer.507 Scout’s Honor.508 Complexities.509 Brainteaser.510 Lolcatastrophe.511 That’s why.512 With Your Mouth Full.513 Between You & Me514 Forever Owned.October 2009515 Adorable.516 I’m Gonna Sing The Doom Song Now.517 Fumble.518 Acting!519 Not Really.520 Concede.521 Trying.522 Weak Evil.523 Kissing Boothe.524 Marked Man.525 They Pull You Back In.526 Never again.527 Very Nice.November 2009528 Damned Clowns.529 Arizona It Turns Out.530 Mostly Managed.531 Desudesudesudesudesu.532 Never You Mind.533 COBRAAAAA!534 Greivances.535 I Don’t Like You.536 Honor & Obey.537 Alone In The City Of Robots.538 Golden Haired Idol.539 Surly.540 Sunny Jim.December 2009541 WReggie.542 Imaginationland.543 Between The Loins.544 Dinosaur Act.545 Preproduction.546 He Stays.547 Promote Synergy.548 Let’s Make A Deal.549 Munnies550 Shitcan The Midget.551 Blameless.552 Self Evident.553 My Shtick.January 2010554 Fwends.555 Top Dog.556 The Audacity Of Hope.557 Layers Upon Layers.558 Form Fitting.559 So Small.560 Long May He Reign.561 It Is In Some Places.562 Perpetual Motion.563 Most Impressive.564 On His Sleeve.565 Public Disaster.566 Back To The Well.February 2010567 Nothing.568 Better Nature.569 None Better.570 Carol Smiles.571 Careers & Stuff.572 One Disaster At A Time.573 Master Of Unlocking.574 Unexpected Genius.575 A Big Part.576 Jolene The Blue.577 Elf Abuse.578 Nature Is Grody.March 2010579 Also That.580 Title Shot.581 Same Coin.582 Needs Must.583 Mantastic.584 Let’s Do Something.585 End In Tears.586 Theif’s Bane.587 No Witnesses.588 Chumplestiltskin.589 Proposition.590 Accepted.591 Squeak.592 Dumbass.April 2010593 Out.594 Hot Dicking.595 Hot Pocket.596 Should Have Known.597 Relaxation.598 Onegai.599 Breast Of All.600 Stormcrow.601 Iceman.602 Choke Back The Tears.603 Soulcalibur.604 Another Word.605 Fire Convoy.May 2010606 Truthiness.607 Sincerely.608 Eucatastrophe.609 With Great Power.610 Same Difference.611 Awkward.612 Fair Enough.613 All For Naught.614 Obi Wan.615 Attack Of Opportunity.616 Gotta Have Faith.617 One Man, Many Masters.618 Magnificent One.June 2010619 1000 Miles.620 Angry Birds.621 Tooth & Claw.622 Thanks, Reggie.623 Friction.Opposing Forces.624 Master Of Disguise.625 Oh Bustline, Where Art Thou?626 Ripened Might Be A Better Word.627 Who’s Scruffy Looking?628 Last Unicorn.629 Hottobot.630 Maximize.631 Never Came Up.July 2010632 A Stallion Must Be Broken.633 A Great Master.634 Petarded.635 A Dinner Is You.636 You Did It My Way.637 Helping Hands.638 Sexy Back.It Was An interesting Night Out.639 Underwhere.640 Upgrades.641 Undercarriage.642 Underthere.643 Split Set.644 The Sibs.August 2010645 World Warrior.646 Holes.647 The Nothing.648 Madness.649 Dickey Kong.650 I Will Risk No Harm To It.651 My Special Thing.652 Your Destruction, Embrace it.653 Winger.654 Son, I Am Dissapoint.655 You Have A Sister.656 Baggins.657 Give It!September 2010658 Unique Item.659 Saotome School.660 Get Over Here.661 Miss Calculation.662 Save Image As.663 Valedicktorian.664 Chan Clan.665 For The Most Part.666 Torment.667 We Have Reached An Accord.668 Scott’s Principle.669 Twin Tales.670 Together Then.October 2010671 Throwing Fire.672 Special Kind Of Evil.She Paid, He Tipped.673 Pleasurable.674 Douchebag Sunglasses.675 Spear Attack.676 Salutations.677 Weirding Way.678 Diversity.679 The Risks.680 Doubtless.681 Biography.682 Confidence Of Ignorance.683 Right There.November 2010684 You Specifically.685 Schadenfreude.686 Choke Slams For Everyone.687 My Candy Bar.688 I Think It Was A Charleston Chew.689 Chain Chomp.690 Turnabout Test.691 Senseless.692 Credulity.693 Emplacement.694 Spring Loaded.695 Before She Became A Dog.696 Bravestar.December 2010697 Dude Run.698 Tiny Heart.699 Very Bad Things.700 Outdated.701 Fuck Ma-Ti.702 Heart Sucks.703 Heart Is Also Evil.704 Nothing Beats Rock.705 Elected To Suck.706 Outsourced.707 Unsettling.708 Illuminate.709 Wrong Kind Of Special.710 Not So Much.January 2011711 HR.712 Minion Man March.713 Wuzzles.714 One Time Only.715 So Dark.716 Shipping & Handling.717 All Toasters Toast Toast.718 Burn Notice.719 Prepare To Die.720 Repetition.721 So Told.722 Dissimilar.723 Awash In Bastards.February 2011724 Seemingly.725 Thinly Veiled.726 The Guild.727 One More Time.728 Yes Man.729 Pie.730 Pond.731 Awesomeness.732 Minimum Safe Distance.733 Got.734 Tagline.735 Don’t.March 2011736 Hired Goons737 Doe Eyes.738 Ruse.739 Love Is.740 Everything’s Cool.741 Sans Pants.742 Beanbag Battle.743 Puppy.744 Princess Prince.745 On Directing.746 Hat Trick.747 Delegation.748 Deal Or No Deal.April 2011749 Typecast.750 Excellent Hearing.751 Beings.752 Cartography Shmartography.753 Gama.754 Permission Slips.755 Bolt Cutter.756 Playhouse.757 Trophies.758 Evidentially759 Is It.760 Auditory.761 Foundation Of Stone.May 2011762 Blunt Force Trauma.763 Tweest.764 Antimatter.765 Little Big Girl.766 Energia.767 Oh, Canada.768 Reason.769 In Search Of.770 Winning.771 Accredited.772 Tone.773 Complexities.774 Parting Shot.June 2011775 Escape Plan.776 While My Blog Gently Weeps.777 Spin.778 Neighborly.779 Cute Cash.780 Deathtrap.781 Junk Shot.782 Weeeeeener.783 Historied.784 Mrs. Nesbit.785 Are You Afraid Of The Dark?786 My Baby Shot Me Down.787 Dinkley.July 2011788 Boobie Doo.789 Do I Creep You Out?Goldenrod.790 Robosexual.791 Her Answer To Everything.792 Dumbledon’t.793 Wand & 2 Snitches.794 Conjuring.795 Magical Nookie.796 Weird Direction.797 Point Taken.798 Scabbers.799 Equations.800 Taming Of The Shrewd.August 2011801 Lockdown.802 Same Game.803 Whose Line.804 The Thing.805 Doctor Poo.806 Enemy Mine.807 Springtime For Hitler.808 Herr Dickler.809 The What Now?810 What What What!?811 Noooothing.812 Naturally.813 If Not For You.814 Until There Was You.September 2011815 She Totally Does.816 Mike Smash.817 Slow Piano walk.818 Belmont.819 Allow Me.820 Yeah, Kick it!821 No Leader Of Men.822 Pissink.823 They’re Fake.824 Childlike.825 Why Is That?826 The Broken.827 Remembrance.October 2011828 Therapist.829 Fair Question.830 Misfire.831 You’re Dead To Me, Can Opener!832 How It Ends.833 The Two Who Got Away.834 The 142 Fastest Gun In The West.835 Strawman.836 Tactician.837 Almost Nearly.838 Suspect.839 Next Time.840 Carrot Top.November 2011841 Sweet Chocolate.842 Reality Bites.843 Fighting Round The World.844 She Loves It.845 Mine.846 Green Eyed.847 What To Do, What To Do?848 Privacy Policy.849 Keymaster.850 I Belive In A Thing Called Love.851 Wreckers.852 Asking For It.853 Sophie’s Choice.December 2011854 Slower.855 Press A.856 Fix Him Upper.857 M O O N That Spells Moon.858 No Talky Talky.859 Alexandria Melvil.860 OMG!861 Forget Them.862 Blow Me Down.863 Hipster Quest.864 Homophone.865 Verification.866 Hope Springs Eternal.January 2012867 Sure. Whatever.868 I’m Cyude!Nony.869 Why Do Her Eyes Change Color?870 Closing The Drapes.871 The Oddity.872 My Terms.873 Colors.874 Stop Lying To Yourself.875 Minority Report.876 Put Your Name On It.877 Upon Closer Inspection.878 Making Time.February 2012879 Big Papa.880 Black Sheep Come Home.881 I Heard You Liek Movies.882 Look Without Seeing.883 Good Eye.884 The Usual Thing.885 Mah Boi.886 So Serious.887 Stranger Danger.888 Carolina.889 AKA the letter J.890 Family Plot.891 More Than A Handful.March 2012892 No Touchy Touchy.893 A Generous Spirit.894 Practice Makes Perfect.895 Weird Kid.896 Sunny Side What?897 Cusp.898 Sneak Attack.899 Got Your Gun.900 We Had Each Other.901 Go.902 Sneak Attack 2: Electric Boogaloo.903 Reach For The Sky.904 No Jedi.April 2012905 Son Of Sure Shot.906 Grace Under Fire.907 By Your Leave.908 Helm’s Deep.909 Fun But Scary.910 LARP.911 Future’s So Bright.912 That Makes You The Bread.913 – Weapon Of Last Resort.