1537 The Most Important Character.


If there’s one thing I’ve learned from doing this comic it’s that the thing that separates the winners from the losers is knowing you’ll probably fail and going ahead anyway. I come out here 3 days a week and do my ridiculous best, and you love me in spite of that, or maybe because of it. It might also be a combination of those things. Maybe some other stuff too. Listen, what I’m saying is I have to fill space here by trying to sound like I know things about stuff. Bleep blop bloop, I’m an expert at making comics. Draw with all your heart or some shit.

I went to the dentist today. To the tune of just shy of $600. So that was fun. I had a massive panic attack in the chair, but I managed to just sit through the whole things without letting on. By tapping my fingers on my hands alternately I was able to get myself back in line. Although they did ask what I was doing after they got done.
My face stayed numb for a really long time after. Now my jaw and gums are sore, but not more than if I flossed too hard, which I do a lot so it’s normal to me. Mom and I had Chinese after and the lady we know who works ther was having to do everything herself because there are so many jobs now it’s hard to keep her staff. Thanks Obama…?

If you want to live in Klansas (that’s a typo, but I’m leaving it because it’s fairly accurate.) and need employment, go to Garden City. It’s all about job growth. It’s a little too big a city for me now. I feel much less comfortable there than when I lived there. But it’s not terrible if you can stand that sort of thing. Also, you might see me from time to time.

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