1912 You Can’t See Heaven When You’re Standing Tall.


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Nina’s last line is her singing a bastardization of a line from They Might Be Giant’s Thunderbird. The title of the page comes from the same song. It might also be the longest title for a page so far… I’m pretty certain this isn’t the first time someone has mentioned the song, but I forget the last time it happened.

The other day at the store they had reissue transformer toys on the shelves. Hot Rod & Starscream. I don’t have much use for the reissues. Newer versions are so much better at representing the characters but… I had Starscream as a kid. I got him on my 12th birthday along with Jazz and I played with them to the point that they were totally ruined. I was very careful with them too, but the old toy designs were really weak and not suited to being played with even in the ways they were supposed to be. Jazz’s arm broke while being transformed. I wasn’t being rough it was just weakly made. Transforming is a basic function of the toy and doing it actively added to it breaking. It’s not like that now. So kids can really get rough with these things and just stick the arms back on the ball joint when it pops off in most cases. Anyway, I replaced Jazz with a reissue almost 10 years ago now? It was on clearance at a toys r us on a very rare trip to a place where there was one. I wanted to replace Starscream but he was always far away and too expensive. So having one just kind of appear opened a door I hadn’t thought about walking through in almost a decade.

Honestly I didn’t need the toy. I’m not going to play with it, I’m just going to have it and remember my original one. Still, that was enough to rationalize the expense. It’s not even an exact duplicate. They fixed some of the problems with the original toy, like the blaster missiles. They are much sturdier. Mine broke off and eventually got lost somewhere. These are thick enough that you’d have to really try to ruin them. The hands also have special pegs so he can hold a tiny Megatron in gun mode he comes with. The original had no such item included. In fact it couldn’t hold anything at all but the new fist parts have peg holes that are one of the standard sizes for all transformer toys. They also changed the sticker sheet so there are no eye stickers. They are painted gold already in the box. The eye stickers were the first to go on mine because they were just not up to the task.

Anyway it was a purchase based on sentimentality and nostalgia. I spent almost all my childhood entertaining myself, and the stories I made up while doing so are a big contributor to may ability to tell stories today. As the only bad guy I had for years Starscream has a mythic status in the cannon of my version of Transformers. Strangely my version of him is essentially identical to the Prime universe versions of him where he’s extremely capable, but is his own worst enemy, while also being craven, manipulative, and deceitful. He had to be to take on the 15 or so autoboots I had all on his own. At least until Astrotrain showed up.