1162 Sexy Rule.


I had a dream the other night that I was in school. I think it was high school, but it might have been college. My high school and college experiences were nearly indistinguishable… In any event I was in a class that was being taught by Stephen Colbert. It was apparently the first day of classes and I was surprised by this turn of events. I was even more surprised when he presented me with the non existent second volume of Between Failures, which was just a bunch of random manga pages strategically colored to vaguely match the cast. He then began berating me for my blatant plagiarism. In spite of the absurdity of the situation I didn’t wake up right away and had to argue with him for several minutes. Argue might be inaccurate. I was simply stating that I had nothing to do with whatever the aforementioned abomination was and it made no sense that he was a teacher because he had a show to do. Just before I woke up the thought crossed my mind that even if it was because of this ridiculous scandal he might mention the comic on his show and I’d get some traffic off it. So I guess my subconscious believes that there is no such thing as bad publicity…