2009-03-06-BFP425-jesusfightslions


425 Jesus Fights Lions.

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Every so often I get messages from random instant messenger programs inviting me to chat with Idontknowwhothefuckyouare@fictionalemailaddress.com.  They make wonder if some anonymous person wants to talk to me, yet lacks the basic social skills to preface the request with correspondence.  I recognize that these requests are likely spam, but there’s something in me that imagines some poor fan, desperately reaching out in hopes of making some kind of connection.  I feel bad for this imaginary person.  Firstly because their heartfelt desires are being brushed aside because they are wrapped in a dubious package, and secondly because if they ever did talk to me it would ruin the magic of not knowing what a loser I am. 

My friends have to choke on that sour reality every time they see me.