2637 Mustard.
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This amused me endlessly.
I’m right in the middle of something so I’ll leave you to hopefully enjoy the page. Support links above, even a new one to look at! I hope you return to me safely on Friday. Until then, You gotta dip, you gotta doodle
You gotta shave Grandma’s poodle, ‘Cause Grandma would do the same for you.
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Oh my this is going to get sticky
Mustard shouldn’t have sugar in it…
Mwah! Good night, everybody!
C : can’t tell
Bow chicka wow wow!
This is a comic PSA that drunk people need chaperones, preferably someone with no secondary interest.
Not that people didn’t know, but yknow.
As a mustard man myself, I have to say…nice
In a restaurant, it’s probably boring plain yellow mustard.
Nina & Ed would have so much more fun with honey mustard. ?
Should have honey pot emoji at the end there.
I prefer stone ground, or at least deli – can’t abide honey mustard’s sweetness muddying the spicy; that’s a combo reserved for gentling habanero peppers’ burn.
Probably not something you want on skin, though, particularly not on the more delicate membranes.
I’ve seen on a TV show, maybe one like American Pickers: an American guy who has a huge collection of different mustards.
He showed the host one of them and said something like: ” this is a yellow-colored mustard, that has some strawberry flavor(S) in it.
It is good on vanilla ice cream”.
Remember, kids, spooning may lead to forking, use a condiment!
Man I love when cute dorks flirt.
“This amused me endlessly.”
You and me both, Jackie, you and me both. I was laughing out loud at Nina’s mischief face when I got to the last panel. What a great way to start the day, thanks for that!
Challenge accepted!
:)
I feel like there are probably tastier things to lick off her than mustard. I like mustard myself, but really only paired with something savory, so unless he’s about to take bites out of her… in her state, she seems about ready to suggest that, actually. Hopefully Thomas knows better.
Agreed. Mustard is good, but like most condiments is situational. My knee-jerk idea is honey, but that might be TOO sticky and sweet.
…Edward. Of course I meant Edward.
No matter how much one likes a sweet or savory squeezable food there’s a limit to how much of it you want to lick off another person.
But finding that limit can be fun.
Unless it’s whipped cream, since it’s mostly air anyway.
Kinda what I was thinking. Condiments are meant to compliment food, not stand alone.
Some spreads can rather work
Peanut butter and nutella spring readily to mind
Very sticky, but I don’t think either of these two will mind the thoroughness required to get it all off… or the possible necessity of further ministrations in a shower to finish the job
Nina is down bad for this idea lol
Where ‘pass the mustard’ is now made code for snu snu. Love her face at the last.
Deadass, this is the most HILARIOUS strip you’ve posted in a while! Her FACE!! ????
Those questions marks are supposed to be laughing emoji.
Stoooop
Put it down
These two are too damn cute.
Laughed out loud. Good show!
“…now-now-now, sweetie-pie…
…not in public…”
Don’t know why, but “Staring down the barrel of a gun” came to mind- for Edward- maybe an equal amount of stress/ excitement?
Just finishing a catch-up binge on the comic, and I have to say: never has the word “raise” been used a more appropriately as a sound effect. Bravo, good sir.