The writing process is super hard and not just anyone can do it. You have to train super hard and never watch cartoons and be super cereal ALL THE TIME. What follows is a conversation between 2 professional writers who get paid for writing, WITH REAL MONEYS. One of them is me the other is KB from Olympic Dames.
betweenfailures (7:27:34 PM): Comic Cranky Pants (A podcast that doesn’t yet exist. – ED.) needs to go live soon.
KB (7:27:40 PM): hehe
KB (7:27:52 PM): with 30 minutes of us talking about how great we are
betweenfailures (7:27:54 PM): I would listen to that SO HARD.
KB (7:28:06 PM): you’d have to
betweenfailures (7:28:11 PM): Which podcast were you talking about?
KB (7:28:20 PM): CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT
betweenfailures (7:28:38 PM): not familiar with it.
KB (7:28:46 PM): they’re kinda elitist
betweenfailures (7:28:59 PM): The title suggest that.
KB (7:29:03 PM): like, they make comics for kids and turn up their noses at anyone that uses dirty words
KB (7:29:30 PM): it wasn’t this bad at first, but it’s more an more AND THIS IS WHAT I’m DOING AND THESE ARE MY $ WEBPAGES
KB (7:29:35 PM): bluhbluhbluh
KB (7:29:51 PM): and it’s like WE KNOOOWWW
betweenfailures (7:29:40 PM): Well fuck them.
betweenfailures (7:30:55 PM): I should DL one just to see how much I hate it.
betweenfailures (9:47:06 PM): I need a funny name for a harry potter fanfic site. One so horrible it can’t exist.
KB (9:47:40 PM): a pun about brooms or wands?
betweenfailures (9:48:14 PM): Owl Quill Dot Net?
KB (9:48:34 PM): I don’t get it :D
betweenfailures (9:48:46 PM): They communicate with owls in Potterland.
KB (9:48:52 PM): yeah I know
betweenfailures (9:48:53 PM): It’s like email to them.
KB (9:49:21 PM): Weasley’s broken condom
KB (9:49:28 PM): ahh I hurt my brain
betweenfailures (9:49:31 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KB (9:49:55 PM): guess not
betweenfailures (9:50:04 PM): I am literally snorting with laughter over that.
KB (9:50:09 PM): heh
betweenfailures (9:50:32 PM): I need to save this conversation and post it with the page it’s about.
KB (9:50:42 PM): k
KB (9:50:58 PM): everything else I got is just as wrong
betweenfailures (9:51:09 PM): Tell me all of them.
KB (9:51:14 PM): and probably too long
betweenfailures (9:51:32 PM): I don’t care I just want to see them for the laughs.
KB (9:51:43 PM): Hagrid’s Dad. With the subtitle of try not to think too hard about it
KB (9:51:52 PM): or something like that.
betweenfailures (9:52:11 PM): that’s too meta.
KB (9:52:18 PM): probably
betweenfailures (9:52:20 PM): You’re right though…
KB (9:52:24 PM): now I forgot the other one
betweenfailures (9:52:27 PM): Now I’m thinking about it.
betweenfailures (9:52:33 PM): O_O
KB (9:52:36 PM): hehehe
KB (9:52:39 PM): SNOOSNOO
KB (9:52:54 PM): he did use a cane I think..
betweenfailures (9:53:32 PM): Rowling’s hidden fetish.
KB (9:53:43 PM): quite
KB (9:55:05 PM): Wand and 2 snitches
betweenfailures (9:55:40 PM): XD
betweenfailures (9:55:52 PM): Oh man, you are way better at this than me.
KB (9:56:03 PM): Vault goblins.. in my pants
KB (9:56:17 PM): none of these are really domain namey :B
betweenfailures (9:56:29 PM): Still funny though.
betweenfailures (9:56:37 PM): I’m about crying over them.
KB (9:56:51 PM): you are easily amused :D
betweenfailures (9:57:12 PM): I really am. Give me a mad lib and I’ll laugh myself into a coma.
KB (9:59:54 PM): Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s stones.
betweenfailures (10:00:14 PM): Oooooh that’s a good one…
betweenfailures (10:03:00 PM): How about the freaky cauldron?
KB (10:03:18 PM): Hell Leaky Cauldron would still work
KB (10:03:31 PM): DIAGON ALLEY
betweenfailures (10:03:33 PM): yeah, but I know that’s a potter site for reals.
KB (10:03:38 PM): IT’S DIAGONALLY GET IT?
KB (10:03:41 PM): oh
KB (10:03:56 PM): My friend didn’t get it.
betweenfailures (10:04:46 PM): I got it.
betweenfailures (10:04:51 PM): Got it so good.
KB (10:04:56 PM): uh oh
betweenfailures (10:05:13 PM): Maybe something with the tri wizard cup…
betweenfailures (10:05:21 PM): tri wizard hump?
KB (10:05:31 PM): ahhhhh
betweenfailures (10:05:39 PM): bi wizard cup?
KB (10:05:56 PM): that just means 2
betweenfailures (10:06:04 PM): but they are being sexy.
KB (10:06:23 PM): I don’t think it gets across as sexual easily
betweenfailures (10:06:41 PM): you’re probably right. I’m just working it out.
KB (10:07:37 PM): Quidditch balls are touching
KB (10:07:45 PM): ahh hurt my brain again
betweenfailures (10:08:05 PM): XD
For the record, when making up a fake website using dot net or dot org is funnier than other choices. I’m not sure why.