Okay, I’m not a car guy. I know very basic information about them, I don’t find them interesting outside of Transformer toys, and racing games, but I love watching Top Gear. If you don’t know what Top Gear is let me explain it: Witty British guys drive cars around, for various reasons, while providing entertaining narration. Against all odds I watch it with rapt attention. I don’t know what they’re talking about when they use jargon, but I just can’t pull myself away. I watched it on accident one day after BBC News and now I’m trapped in a world I didn’t create.