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The other day I read a news thing about how spam is supposed to be down by some big percentage, but I’m certainly not seeing it. I’m getting many times more than normal in fact. Makes me think that they didn’t stop anybody. More like the people in question moved to another part of the net.

Anyway, we got into a discussion at dinner about whether or not Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds is stupid or not. I’ve always felt that birds that size couldn’t do enough damage fast enough to kill a person, but I wonder if any bird experts read the comic who would know if the premise is sound. I mean, if you were set upon by a flock of eagles I could see you getting messed up pretty fast, but could gulls do the same? Could you thwart them with a stick and some goggles? The world needs to know.