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I still haven’t figured out how to fix the issue with my keyboard taking a long time to be recognized by the Surface. It’s driving me nuts because I remember finding it and it being a really simple fix. The internet is so choked by pointless nonsense and garbage sites that it’s even harder to find the specific fix than it was the first time. Frustrating.
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That cements it for me — they’ve found Jimmy!
(How’s that rate on the ol’ obscurometer?
Dangit, I was about to make that reference.
So…not as high as you might think?
Stop Hoffa-ing those fumes. You’re going to attract conspiracy theorists.
I’m getting a little mad, here.
If people keep telling these kinds of jokes, I’m going to lose my teamster.
If you want out that bad, just Jimmy the lock; it pops right open.
( Hee, hee, hee! I’ve been reading too many ghost stories…and now I’m trying NOT to imagine zombie-Jimmy Hoffa’s corpse…”popping right open”.) :D
I’ve been asking around for more info, but I think Jimmy’s “friends” have stiffed us.
Well this has turned out to be quite a mob scene hasn’t it!?
Bravo! :)
Instead of going from rags to riches, will we go from gangs ter Hoffa fans?
:-)
I’m sure if I was really a wise guy I’d be able to answer that …
You made me do a spit-take laugh. Well done. <3
Thanks, that’s what I was gunning for!
How’s this for obscure:
They found Jimmy Hoffa.
He was under Tammy Faye Bakker’s makeup. ;)
Oh, so that’s what they meant by saying he ended up in a foundation!!!
[groaaaannnnn]
That was wonderfully awful.
BWA ha ha!
:D
I feel like theyre gonna find something even more sketch than originally thought at this point.
I sense an incoming “And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids” moment.
…that is a disturbing possibility. And disturbingly likely. But who is the Scooby in this scenario? And must we have a Scrappy for the sake of the numbers?
Don’t mention the Accursed One.
He may appear.
Ha!
Don’t mention the name of Scrappy, or Hastur, out loud.
That makes bad stuff happen to us.
What about Old Man Henderson?
Hes just a Red Herring..
I’m thinking… grow op. I suspect the landlord’s going to end up being suuuuper unhappy in a short while.
I’m thinking grow ops, too, but maybe it’s (cough) medicinal (cough) weed… Hahaha.
I got a note from my doctor, man….
I went and bought some weed in England, but then my friends grassed me up.
^ ^;;
I found a link that might help you out with your keyboard issues, https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/surface/forum/all/keyboard-not-working-usb-not-recognized/fecadb6c-34df-44a4-b9cd-ea99c2fd6c07 hope this helps :)
Would be even funnier/stranger if they find a hidden vault door and discover a bunker that may or may not have people in residence since the Kennedy years.
It’d be kinder to leave them down there, given how the world has further degenerated since then. (Oh, who am I kidding. The world’s always been messed up to the same degree.)
Hey, I saw that Venture Bros. episode!
If you haven’t tried reinstalling the driver already:
Reinstall the Surface Cover driver (does not apply to Surface Laptop)
Select the search box in the taskbar, enter device manager, and select Device Manager in the results.
Expand Keyboards.
Right-click Surface Type Cover Filter Device.
Select Uninstall > OK.
Restart your Surface.
I hear ya on the internet being bogged down by ridiculous sites. It used to be sooo easy to just search for something and get it in a few clicks. With each passing year, the internet gets more and more shitty. It’s a shame.
So, wait…no one’s been down there in ages, but there’s very little dust and the floor looks almost new?
Though really, I think Reggie might have missed his calling. Get him out of the retail jungle and make this mofo a building inspector.
Hmm. Knows when things are wrong, but doesn’t have to construct things and make them work.
Bingo!
He also has the peace of mind to differentiate the “That is not code – fail and go to jail” from the “that’s not good, might want to get that fixed”. Sadly that is a quality lacking in a disproportionately large percentage of inspectors out there in The Real World tm.