1651 Boy Girl Boy.

Someone thought she was being flirty and John doubled down on the real talk.

I gave john an interesting backstory and then never did anything with it. All the stuff with the furries and whatnot was supposed to remedy that, but Reggie came in and hijacked it with his always being the best character ever. I’ll work my way back to John as best I can, I promise. I’m not sure how many people are his fans but let’s just assume he has a large number or readers desperate for mor information about him.

The giant sore that appeared on my head last night kept me from sleeping well. Which is a real feat since I sleep so poorly already. It came on out of nowhere and was huge at 5 AM or so when it noticed it starting to throb. I fell asleep long enough to sort of rest and by that time it had reduced in size to about half of what it was. It still hurts like a bitch, but maybe it will be resolved by the time I go to sleep. I came this close to shaving my head though. My hair is already too long, but getting a haircut out here is a fucking trial. The wal mart stylists never seem to understand what I mean. even when I looked up haircut terms to help, even when I brought pictures of my regular haircut. Apparently they just lack the skill. I expect that the weird unevenness in the thickness of my hair doesn’t help. My mother doesn’t like it when I have no hair, but genetics is going to solve that problem before too long, I think. Or at least remove options. I look like a fat hitman with a shaved head and people get really nervous around me, which is fine. I’m even fatter now than I was the last time I got sick of my hair, so maybe I’ll look like one of the three stooges…


“Come again?”

Yeah, there were two of them, and they probably both did.

I’ve done boy girl boy. Didn’t really know the girl or the boy. Still had fun, just wrap it up.

She was not ready for John to reference a Devil’s Threesome. But I mean, who ever is.

Also John don’t worry. It’s not gay unless the balls touch.

The balls and/or wienerschnitzels will touch if the chick agrees to double penetration. So maybe the threesome rule should be: “It’s only gay if the dude gets penetrated while penetrating”.

It’s acceptably straight as long as you don’t blast simultaneously and high-five, while looking into each other’s eyes.

Congrats, John. You really made her blush! :D
It sometimes surprises me, when really [put together] people. like Alex, get really embarrassed, like in this scene.

How did john lose his beard in one strip? I mean I like the style. Just caught my eye.

Alexandria did say–during the Furry Club arc–that she was a lot of woman to love. Knowing that John is Thomas’s height and Reggie is Carol’s, this would leave her with one and a half men. If we also figure in Evrina’s remark about her being equivalent to two or three girlfriends, Alex would need another whole man to be loved by…

…Two and a Half Men. Bah-dun-dun-dun-tish!

Hah, John keeps it real.

Or it could be like that time in Young Carol’s First 40 Pornos:

boy boy boy
boy girl boy
boy boy boy

(* be patient, your turn will … COME)

All Wal-mart ever did for my hair was sell me a haircutting kit. Since I use it to cut my own hair, it pays for itself after 2-3 uses.

…and I wear a hat to work.

I don’t want to sound like I’m just throwing around flattery, but I honestly like every character in Between Failures, each for their own reasons. All of them serve a purpose for telling the story, so even someone like Wes, who’s mostly a jerk, has his place and adds more dimension to the story. Sure, I do have favorites, but it’s hard for me to say who since it changes from time to time when the scenes best illustrate their character. Generally speaking though, I just love the comic and kinda think of it as one character filled with many interesting personalities. :)

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