Oh kids, daddy is feeling rough today. I got a very brief break from grandpa but I’m back on duty. He was pretty docile last week, but I fear he’s gonna have a feisty streak. I think he got into the freezer but I can’t prove it. He managed to rip off the double sided gorilla glue tape I had on it, which is the strongest fucking tape I’ve ever seen. I guess it just won’t adhere to the plastic lock strongly enough. I don’t wan to ruin the paint on the fridge with anything stronger than tape. I guess I can try the tape again and see if he forgets how the lock is stuck on. Although, I guess if he manages to put himself in a diabetic coma that would solve a lot of problems. I honestly don’t know how he hasn’t done it already. He tried to eat a container of uncooked macaroni a week or so ago, even though there were other snacks freely available for him. His motivations are a complete mystery sometimes. I’m not 100% sure but I think he ate a pouch of wet dog food the other day. Somehow the cameras always seem to cut out when he’s doing things that I actually want to stop. Which is what happened when grandma fell too. These cameras seem to have an aversion to seeing actual events.
Dorothy was sick. I don’t want to type it all out because I fear the thought will make me cry, which I just can’t handle right now, but she’s doing better now. She seems happy and is eating normally.
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