I’ve never been to a Hooters &, godwilling, I will never be forced to go to a Hooters. This may shock you, considering the sorts of things I talk about, but the empathic embarrassment from seeing women getting leered at makes me miserable. The idea of it is a social nightmare for me. I can’t even imagine how unhappy a strip club would make me. I don’t know why I’m like this. My parents aren’t particularly prudish. That said, I’ve never had to worry that we’d take a family outing to such a place, so we’re all on the same page at least.