And a dick asks “What can I do today to piss people off?”

Wii frinds code: 0039-4343-9001-9792
Brawl Code: 0559-6452-1605
Mario Kart: 4682-8862-0196

Please send me an email with your codes, I need to play you.

I always say, “What can I do for my fellow Man that will also be impressive enough to get me laid?”

And a religious man asks, “What would Jesus do?”

I want the Cheers theme song to start playing. “Where everybody knows your name. And they’re always glad you came. You wanna go where you can see you’re troubles are all the same. You wanna go where everybody knows your name…”

“Also once I decide to ride out of here on a white horse I need him to make sure whoever’s left doesn’t explode.”

Oh my god… 300 strips for one day…

Its like christmas taking stage in the whole month!!!!


And the kind of man who will be running the planet in a decade or two (i.e., me) asks, “What can I do to make others do things for me?” Humans are so fun to manipulate…

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