A petty man asks “What can I do for myself?” a great man asks “What can I do for others?”
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And a dick asks “What can I do today to piss people off?”
Wii frinds code: 0039-4343-9001-9792 Brawl Code: 0559-6452-1605 Mario Kart: 4682-8862-0196
Please send me an email with your codes, I need to play you.
I always say, “What can I do for my fellow Man that will also be impressive enough to get me laid?”
And a religious man asks, “What would Jesus do?”
Whilst religious necromancers ask: “What would zombie Jesus do?”
Eat some brains, scare some people, make some sort of mystical comment, then get nailed to a piece of wood.
But didn’t Jesus end up as a zombie anyway?
What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
This comment wins so much. I’ll need to remember it.
Congrats on #300
i love them together
I want a Carol :(
and a clown asks “Who can i make laugh today?” while an Emo kid asks “Who can i whine to today?”
HA! i am using my alter ego! muahahahahahaha! great page man… although he is evil at times, thomas is far from petty….
You know, if they wanna keep it secret, hugging in front of a widow=baaaaad idea…
and here comes the personal stuff that i mentioned earlier
I want the Cheers theme song to start playing. “Where everybody knows your name. And they’re always glad you came. You wanna go where you can see you’re troubles are all the same. You wanna go where everybody knows your name…”
Good, good quote.
“Also once I decide to ride out of here on a white horse I need him to make sure whoever’s left doesn’t explode.”
And a cat says “meow”
And a non-crazy man doesn’t talk to himself out loud.
And a trucker says …. how the hell should i know what a trucker says ?
What, no “This is Sparta!” reference?
Oh my god… 300 strips for one day…
Its like christmas taking stage in the whole month!!!!
I LOVE IT!
what I can do for another man? Tell him this:
Your shading, sir, is immaculate.
*looks at archive What the blessed say to the blessed: Keep up the great work!
And the kind of man who will be running the planet in a decade or two (i.e., me) asks, “What can I do to make others do things for me?” Humans are so fun to manipulate…
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And a dick asks “What can I do today to piss people off?”
Wii frinds code: 0039-4343-9001-9792
Brawl Code: 0559-6452-1605
Mario Kart: 4682-8862-0196
Please send me an email with your codes, I need to play you.
I always say, “What can I do for my fellow Man that will also be impressive enough to get me laid?”
And a religious man asks, “What would Jesus do?”
Whilst religious necromancers ask: “What would zombie Jesus do?”
Eat some brains, scare some people, make some sort of mystical comment, then get nailed to a piece of wood.
But didn’t Jesus end up as a zombie anyway?
What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
This comment wins so much. I’ll need to remember it.
Congrats on #300
i love them together
I want a Carol :(
and a clown asks “Who can i make laugh today?”
while an Emo kid asks “Who can i whine to today?”
HA! i am using my alter ego! muahahahahahaha! great page man… although he is evil at times, thomas is far from petty….
You know, if they wanna keep it secret, hugging in front of a widow=baaaaad idea…
and here comes the personal stuff that i mentioned earlier
I want the Cheers theme song to start playing. “Where everybody knows your name. And they’re always glad you came. You wanna go where you can see you’re troubles are all the same. You wanna go where everybody knows your name…”
Good, good quote.
“Also once I decide to ride out of here on a white horse I need him to make sure whoever’s left doesn’t explode.”
And a cat says “meow”
And a non-crazy man doesn’t talk to himself out loud.
And a trucker says …. how the hell should i know what a trucker says ?
What, no “This is Sparta!” reference?
Oh my god… 300 strips for one day…
Its like christmas taking stage in the whole month!!!!
I LOVE IT!
what I can do for another man? Tell him this:
Your shading, sir, is immaculate.
*looks at archive
What the blessed say to the blessed: Keep up the great work!
And the kind of man who will be running the planet in a decade or two (i.e., me) asks, “What can I do to make others do things for me?” Humans are so fun to manipulate…
Also:
THIS!!
IS!!
SPARTAAAA!!!!
No, this is Patrick!