You see that title? That’s a new word for mascots having sex. I coined that. This is my greatest legacy. Usually when I come up with some weird portmanteau someone has used it already, but this one is mine. A practically useless combination of words for a situation hopefully you will never find yourself in. Unless that’s your fetish. In which case, good luck with that. How should you reward me for adding a new word to your vocabulary? Why not patreon or subscribestar? Actually, don’t answer that. I should not have phrased that as though I wanted counter arguments. That’s on me.