I had a dream about visiting my Uncle’s trailer house (Which he doesn’t have.) and discovering a series of water filled tunnels underneath. There were giant jellysquid that were reaching out from under his house and making off with kids, pets, and what have you. I woke up before any sort of plan had been established for fighting said creatures in their watery domain.
As I type out the word water I find myself wondering why we don’t pronounce it way-ter. By some rules that’s how it should be said. Or we should spell if watter. Or even wahter. English is an unfair language.