395 Goon.
Did we all have a happy Christmas? Did we all get our Red Rider bb guns? I don’t know if I did or not. I write this stuff ahead of time, so this is like a note from the past.
Did we all have a happy Christmas? Did we all get our Red Rider bb guns? I don’t know if I did or not. I write this stuff ahead of time, so this is like a note from the past.
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ED! Don’t do it. SOMEONE INTERRUPT THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! As long as it isn’t Mike. Or the crazy old man employee
Oh plus, Taco bell really does shoot through fat people REALLY fast. Good analogy.
I think he needs to take it outside and off the clock. That way the pummeling can go uninterrupted.
Woo. Neat. Just read through all the archives over the last couple days, love the comic, I’ll be sticking around for the future!
haha, you’ll shoot your eye out! :D
Don’t be stupid Ed. He’s not worth the trouble. You have to win this one smartly. :D
Just do what I usually do:
1 can of black paint (for your face)
1 set of black clothing
1 home made tracking device (god bless household hacker!)
5 boxes of baloney on a hot day
Find his car, and spread the baloney on the paint. Totally absorbs the paint leaving him with a holy car!
Ed your attempts to defend the ladies honor is admirable, however this needs be a battle of wits. Surely you can defeat him and leave the conquering hero!
1. Calm down.
2. Wait until after work.
3. Slit his throat in the parking lot.
4. ????????
5. PROFIT!!!
Get him Ed, BITE HIS NOSE.
Ed no, you still haven’t even got your first paycheck! Not to mention you haven’t ridden Nina’s roller coaster either! It’s not worth it!
Well there’s no way in hell Ed is going to give that dickwad exactly what he wants, so he obviously won’t be hitting him. …Right?
I expect a completely unexpected solution to this situation.
BTW who says “Chump” anymore?
I do. Chump is an awesome word. I also enjoy the word “clown.” As in, “Fuck you, clown.”
…And Nina walks in?
I love the little URF! Just like in the old Batman TV show! Bow! Biff! Wham! KerPOW!
Hit him, it would be worth it. lol.
You want this, don’t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Oh come on punch him! Punch him! ive been effin saying that inside me head for the past few comics and hoping for it! Make it happen! Make teh mean bish suffer!
No I wouldn’t give that creep the satisfaction of a deathblow, would be over too fast, poison in the water is so much easier and much more fun as it would be of the gut churning blowfish variety
Whenever an antagonist has that face, I avidly despise him for the rest of my life.
Oh, God, I hate that face. I kinda want to punch my screen.
That mouth, the hair, the arrogant everything….!! Stop reminding me of the King, dammit
Jeeze he is such a jerk.
A job is temporary, but a mouthful of shattered teeth is forever. Ed knows this, and it can be used as evidence against him, but a punch to the liver hurts like you would believe as well as activates a panic reflex that takes the fight (and urine) right out of someone.
Just rereading these, and I worked as a bouncer for a while since my last run-through. And, unless there are witnesses, there’s a lot you can do which leaves no marks. It’s not ethical, but it was the job.