395 Goon.

Did we all have a happy Christmas?  Did we all get our Red Rider bb guns?  I don’t know if I did or not.  I write this stuff ahead of time, so this is like a note from the past. 


Woo. Neat. Just read through all the archives over the last couple days, love the comic, I’ll be sticking around for the future!

Just do what I usually do:

1 can of black paint (for your face)
1 set of black clothing
1 home made tracking device (god bless household hacker!)
5 boxes of baloney on a hot day

Find his car, and spread the baloney on the paint. Totally absorbs the paint leaving him with a holy car!

Ed your attempts to defend the ladies honor is admirable, however this needs be a battle of wits. Surely you can defeat him and leave the conquering hero!

Ed no, you still haven’t even got your first paycheck! Not to mention you haven’t ridden Nina’s roller coaster either! It’s not worth it!

Well there’s no way in hell Ed is going to give that dickwad exactly what he wants, so he obviously won’t be hitting him. …Right?

I expect a completely unexpected solution to this situation.

You want this, don’t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

Oh come on punch him! Punch him! ive been effin saying that inside me head for the past few comics and hoping for it! Make it happen! Make teh mean bish suffer!

No I wouldn’t give that creep the satisfaction of a deathblow, would be over too fast, poison in the water is so much easier and much more fun as it would be of the gut churning blowfish variety

Whenever an antagonist has that face, I avidly despise him for the rest of my life.
Oh, God, I hate that face. I kinda want to punch my screen.

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