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I’m very tired, but I will tell you that I saw a person walking around in a brand new Homies shirt today. I haven’t seen a Homies shirt, in the wild, in decades. It felt like seeing a unicorn.
Anyway, I will see you on Friday. Until then, remember, it’s always prom night for the Homies.

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I was going through one of my old work toolboxes a year ago and found a “custom” Homies figure I used to keep in it.
Mind you, I brought that toolbox home in 2008 or so when I quit that job.
It was a Homies figure that was missing his head, so I added a Batman TAS head from a fast food promotion toy to it.
Voila! “BAT HOMIE”
Holy crap in a foreshadowing… Victoria poofs in a cloud of purple…I fear Reggie is going to have quite the audience I hope he took his stage fright pills that looks like a lot of performance anxiety waiting to happen nevermind the pending trauma…lol…I hope Alex can get her fun in before Thomas has to check their stock of brain-bleach! I’m already cracking up and it hasn’t even happened yet! And pour one out for the poor pizza pope can’t get a day off with Madison around…lol
Ha, I knew it! We’ve caught Victoria fading back into the shadow realm from whence she came! The lilac shadow realm, specifically, which is even worse than the normal one.
The image gets too busy for my eye when characters are in a mob like that. I prefer for them to fade until they return to the fore.
I really like the 4-3-2 characters-per-panel composition in which this results!
It’s a neat stylistic choice, honestly. As a fellow artist, I agree with your idea it’d make the image too busy
A fate that befalls all goth girls.
Jo and Vicky are from some- secret, ancient, NINJA FAMILIES!
Sent? ni sonaeru!
Prepare for battle!
:D
I’ll try writing that as: Sento ni sonaeru!
Mr. Beep Boop is having a hard time obeying the Second Law of Robotics today.
Mike was being helpful to Reggie last strip, but “You’re not helping!” here.
Has Mike already met any of these three??
Plus I can barely wait to see what’s going to happen re Mike being here with both Rulette and Maddie.
I’ve thrown off all the prediction markets!
I knew it!
It isn’t: Apple, or Google, or Bill Gates, but [Jackie] is the secret, best expert on the US economy!
…He knows the Big Wheels in the business world.
He’s our crafty Professor Moriarty, [for the good guys, of course.]
Listen to Jackie.
[He] knows who’s secretly in charge.
:D
Um, that’s surprising.
Was my comment just blocked?
Was it because I mentioned B*ll G*tes?
That’s kind of odd. Huh.
Anything that spammers use as key terms gets moderated. Many seemingly innocuous things fall under that umbrella because of the volume of spam and hacking attempts.
You managed to use at least 5 banned terms. I had to unmoderated the comment 3 times.
Thanks. Thanks for unblocking it. :D
I found 5, banned terms, by mistake?
Wow. I am surprised.
Not to be silly, but, is that a record?
I’m gonna have to use “I’m being unhelped!” in my friend group moving forward haha.
Dang, I hadn’t thought about “Homies” in at least a decade. I once met a kid back in the 90’s who actively worked at standing with his toes pointing 180 degrees apart as depicted in the pictures. I wonder how his knees are.
Mike has always been my fav, and boy has that not changed. I love how out of his depth he is, but he tries his best. We’ve seen him be competent, but I kinda like when he’s a little nervous, but still trying.
Exactly.
:D
I like how Mike is their manager, but sometimes has the attitude of, [I’m just as confused by headquarters as [you] guys], when he talks to his store’s workers.
You nailed all the humor beats, Jackie.
I love all of the Bridget faces here.
Was Alex’s hair over the eyes inspired by Looney Tunes’ Sam Sheepdog?
No. I can no longer remember the specific circumstances that led to her character design, but it was not inspired by Looney Tunes.
To me, she kind of looks like what would happen if: Velma Dinkley decides to copy Shaggy’s hairstyle.
I like it!
:D