3009 Situationally Appropriate.
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I’m busy trying to get the house ready so I’m afraid I don’t have time to write a long post catching you all up on things tonight. I hope you enjoy the page. On Wednesday I will return with another. We’ll have to see how things go as far as a longer blog is concerned. As always, if you wish to support my efforts links are above the blog. Until next tine, RCA cables have become ancient tech and I’m not sure how I feel about that.

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Reggie, 1) You haven’t had your break yet, and 2) Where did you learn so much about bar wenchery?
When you love your girlfriend but don’t realize your gentlemanly nature makes her even MORE of a sex demon.
Reggie, I say this with full love and affection: pull the pole out of your ass, pull your pole out of your pants, and get to work!
Exactly!
“Pull that pole out of your ass and put your pole in HER ass” WAS RIGHT THERE.
Come on.
lol
really? right in front of my OSHA manual?
I’m sure the store has a Bloodborne Pathogens kit. As long as they clean up after, this activity is OSHA approved!
Boy, talk about a predatory look in that second panel…
Absolutely preditory! I love it! Reggie should know better than to wave a hamburger in front of a shark….er ahem…in front of alex and expect her not to bite! Especially when she has backup cheering her on. And I noticed she got the proverbial “where do you think your going? ” Hand on him as soon as he got less than a meter away…
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the absolute glee with which she suggests she already came from that dip and kiss. She is unironically DTF in allcaps and bold
…and italics, and underlined…
The sheer gal of this boy to both without hesitation drop the L word AND give her the dip and smooch has completely disarmed any and all safeguards to full sexual deviancy. She has needs. He will fulfil him or god rest his soul.
He should advise her that the usual corporate standard of a 10-15 minute break is not *nearly* enough time to do a proper job of it. Or improper, hurr hurr, nudge-nudge wink-wink.
Something something good things will come (phrasing!) to those who manage to wait until he is off shift.
DO IT!!!!!!
“The name is situationally appropriate” – which name and why?
(Im my defense, English isn’t my first language, so I feel excused for not getting its finer points. ;) )
I believe she means the “receiving table” in this case. To maybe overexplain and possibly to be crude about it, Alex would like to receive some loving.
I see, thanks. :)
Also I’m not sure what a receiving table is in this specific context except that it’s some kind of table in the stockroom. Possibly for unpacking received stock. I defer to those who have worked retail and lived in the USA.
That is essentially correct.
They typically have little bins for sorting merchandise that broke during shipping into but ya that’s basically it. How clean they are vary from store to store. Never ever go near a receiving table for a store that deals with perfume for example…
Not sure what delights Alex more in that last panel – the expectation of being bent over the table or the appropriate/punny name of said table.
respectfully. if Reggie isnt going to play can i have the controller?
150% of your daily recommended allowance of innuendo!
Icarus: Oh yeah, she’s a keeper.
I believe that Reggie won’t need to worry too much about foreplay because Alex’s engines appear to be revving already!
Wel If he Doesn’t do anything, he’s getting Jumped as soon as clear of the building.
Having been in a situation where such a….modification….to a receiving table was indeed used, I can say with all confidence….Reggie, you are a lucky lucky man. Do NOT waste this opportunity!
Reggie, buddy, you’ve unleashed the beast, she needs satisfaction
But- But- But I’m a righteous and upstanding romantic man! I can’t bang you anywhere except our marital bed and also probably a hedge maze!
People do not understand the demands of morality on the righteous and upstanding romantic man. Had a girl once refer to me as the Ice Prince of Denmark.
And your last sentence in your news post just made me feel very old Jackie.
Welcome to the club.
Ancient tech is best tech. Any thing else is false propaganda in service of planned obsolescence. I use RCA cables, banana plugs and alligator clips. I wouldn’t be surprised if I still have an RS-232 cable some place.
Reggies the one who broached the idea od bending someone over a table in all fairness. Me thinks our boys tongue is betraying his mind being in less morally upstanding pastures
She’s a thick girl who reads a lot of books. Reggie, you’re about to learn some things.
Ansd 2 lookouts have presented themselves to be drafted…
Which leads me to believe ed and thomas are going to have a couple of predators on their hands after all the excitement…
Jackie, RCA connectors were obsolescent in the 1970s, they just didn’t realize it for 50 more years.
And I can’t add anything to all the comments about Reggie & Alex here!
Alex needs to keep her hair like that, it’s a good look for her. Just sayin’.
RCA cable ports can still be found dvd, blu-ray, and flat screens today. Adapters can even be found to make the translation to HDMI that the entire industry is trying to switch everybody over to. Even obscelesence doesn’t mean irrelevance. 3.5 in floppies event though obsolete can still be found today and we’re in fact the longest running drive media to date. And if RCA is on your mind consider co-axial cable where cable companies mostly got their name from and still install in houses today. I still remember having an atarii 2600 on co-ax, with an NES,A SNES,a Sega genesis on the same TV with a play station 1, PS 2 on RCA composite and an XBOX 360 on RCA component…needless to say it was an electricians nightmare of wires behind the entertainment center but they all functioned in turn with the TV with the push of a button or slide of a switch depending on which one you wanted to use.
The wordplay on this page is absolutely delightful
Im glad it’s appreciated.
Alex looks like a villain from a Saturday morning cartoon show or something. Like Gargamel hatching another plan to destroy the Smurfs.
At least one mushroom is involved in the plan…
Every relationship I have ever been in I have been a willing NPC. The woman I was with was fully in charge and just as well as I am a clueless clod.
And the wordplay keeps going haha; late to this but still very appreciative of it all haha