2935 Pizza Pope.
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The start of a new week. Have I got anything to say? Not really. I’ve been dragging around all day because I’m very tired, so I didn’t get much done outside of making this page. I kind of want to go to sleep but it’s so early it will disrupt tomorrow…
I’ll have to find some way to keep myself awake for a few more hours. Otherwise I’ll be up at 3 wondering what to do with my time. Anyway, I’ll think of something. I hope you have a nice Monday and will see you again on Wednesday with more colorful sequential art. Until then, IT’S MORPHIN TIME.
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“So you’re officially part of *my* friend group now?”
I thought “Oh snap, did he presume too much? Is her smile sarcastic?”
But then “ceremony”. The perfect answer. And I needn’t have worried.
I love this so much.
I WANT there to BE a PIZZA POPE!
We already have a Flying Spaghetti Monster… maybe the Pizza Pope is his earthly Italian Marinara Saucy Voice?
Pizza Pope Papa Johns the fifth is in charge of the Holy Che(ese)
[its funny because Papa means pope in Latin)
And I seem to be the first to remind folks of Find the Pope in the Pizza (SNL skit from 1979 when JP2 came to the US)…
https://www.tiktok.com/@hifibrian/video/7502175941922164010
Pizza Pope took me on a deep dive that culminated in Horatius Cocles – which was basically one guy fighting an army so his comrades could flee. Then when they destroyed one end, he jumped in his full armour and swam the Tiber river.
It’s viewed as legend, but there have been modern examples of this being done as well. So I’m more inclined to believe that the crux of the story is true.
We got an eye!
“So I take my eyes off you for a second and you start a new religion?”
That is sorta of how this kind of thing happens.
I was going to call the friend group the Chaos Crew but I think “Pizza Crew” is a bit more apt, all things considered.
The Pizza Crew says:
“We can’t give you eternal joy. But we can give you…joy by the slice! Enjoy!”
:D
I think you meant to say “We can’t give you eternal joy, but for a modest fee we can give you unlimited breadsticks for your meal.”
Ahhh, yes. :D
We must follow our scriptural policies, or at least…our “endless, free side dishes”-polices, to stay on “the straight and narrow”.
We gotta stay dope, with the Pizza Pope, they say.
:D
long live Pope Pious Pepperoni I
For a sec, I thought there was an eldritch multi-eyed blue bear behind Alex.
The true visage of the pizza god’s angel
…Can you bear it?
(Sorry, it’s been a hard day.)
;) :)
This was supposed to be a reply to Matthew Taylor’s comment.
I can’t win for trying, today.
:D
No problem!
Thanks!
:D
I guess I’m the only reader cynical enough to find all of this a bit cringe, but I’m glad to see everyone else is having a blast with it.
Declaring something cringe without the guts to stick to your declaration. Pretty cringe.
Good thing that didn’t happen.
Comin’ in here like she’s the Pope of Pizzatown….