good thinkin’ there, butch. You just keep on thinkin’, that’s what’cher good at.(misquote, I know)
I can’t believe noones said this yet… *ahem* “run fatboy, run”
I would’ve gone with “Run Forrest, run” but that’s just me.
And the unforgetable “Run Bitch! Run!” from Scary Movie.
as if his home was safe at this point
My home’s safe. Its zombie proof, and has more weapons than the Texan State armory, if we have one.
Oh, you Texans.…The state of California won’t let me own a sword-cane. *cries*
wait isn’t every texans home part of the state armory?
Fun Fact: The citizens of Texas are sixth in line for defense of the nation, right between the Coast Guard and the Boy Scouts.
Naw, that’s pretty much the entirety of the south.Trust me. As someone from Hurricane Alley- I mean Florida, I would know.
The south is liike America’s Greece and Texas is America’s Sparta.
Sounds about right, yeah.
Except the whole thing about Sparta was that they were, well, spartan…not all that many material possessions, or much food. I feel like Texas is the exact opposite of Sparta in that regard.
I think Miguel has been expelled from the Man-Guild.
Dude, was he ever in the Man-Guild?
Dude, Florida doesn’t count as the South – you actually have to go North from their to get to the South.
We’re pretty much just the wang of North America.
The pan-handle is counts as being in the south. The actual wangness doesn’t count though.
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