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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!-Conan The Barbarian as played by Ahhhnold Schwarzenegger

To outcompete your enemies, see their sales crumble before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders – Reggie as the enforcer to his sisters will.

I do like her plans for fast-food-world domination, but if you would- please, [somebody] tell me Vicky’s workout plan!
:D
I would settle for looking half as in-shape, as she does today, because DAYUM, she’s looking good!
:D

I was eating when I loaded this comic and I spit food all over my table. Oh my god, you have outdone yourself. What a visage of deadly beauty. Thank you for this gift Jackie.

I was thinking more dark Bearymancer, with robes, dark aura, floating, but Barbearyan works too.
Rival mascots driven before you, and fries seasoned with lachrymose lamentations.

You. Keep talking. Yessss.

Heh, that’s all I had that day.
Sometimes I get tired of playing melee classes.
A dark, ominous bear artificer enabling her dreams of becoming a dark, ominous warlock, summoning legions of animatronic ursine minions to do her bidding, like taking the 3 large pepperonis to table 9 for the Schimdt birthday party.
Mwahahaha! If you get cheese on the air hockey table, you will rue the day!

I will reiterate what I said on the previous strip: That is both adorable and terrifying.

And today, I will add, it’s somewhat arousing.

W-wow <3 Fantsy-style pin up Victoria is making my Friday a very nice day lol. I love the imagery she paints, and how sweet that Reggie would be up to help her pull it off too!

I’m sorry, is that what Victoria actually is supposed to look like, or just her fantasy version of herself? Because I was not expecting to have my WIFE simping for a character she doesn’t even know!

well, I certainly won’t be standing in opposition if that’s her conquering aesthetic

I was already interested in John getting involved with Victoria, and now more than ever.

With John, Mike, and Reggie all working on improving their managerial skills, while Jessie tries to forge the majority of the cast into a marketable internet presence, she might have a very handy cadre of lieutenants to carry out her ermine-fisted will, and a team of promoters to help catapult the resurgent company into some degree of public perception – hopefully enough to jumpstart Beary Fun’s popularity back to its former glory, in Kansas and beyond.
Probably never gonna happen in the comic’s lifetime, but it’d be one helluva happy ending.

Right. There won’t be bearskin rugs in *this* palace , but gosh! this poor girl is going to catch her death… Better put her to work staffing the pizza ovens.

I have to say, I now wonder if she thinks her chest will grow bigger or if her plan is to get them bigger when she has the money to :p

Few are the monarchs before whom I would willingly kneel, but Victoria just might fit the bill. That declaration of cutthroat ambition is intoxicating.

Ok…I know this is going to sound bad…but when did Victoria get so curvy?

Totally asking for a friend.

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