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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!-Conan The Barbarian as played by Ahhhnold Schwarzenegger

To outcompete your enemies, see their sales crumble before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders – Reggie as the enforcer to his sisters will.

I do like her plans for fast-food-world domination, but if you would- please, [somebody] tell me Vicky’s workout plan!
:D
I would settle for looking half as in-shape, as she does today, because DAYUM, she’s looking good!
:D

I was eating when I loaded this comic and I spit food all over my table. Oh my god, you have outdone yourself. What a visage of deadly beauty. Thank you for this gift Jackie.

I was thinking more dark Bearymancer, with robes, dark aura, floating, but Barbearyan works too.
Rival mascots driven before you, and fries seasoned with lachrymose lamentations.

I will reiterate what I said on the previous strip: That is both adorable and terrifying.

And today, I will add, it’s somewhat arousing.

W-wow <3 Fantsy-style pin up Victoria is making my Friday a very nice day lol. I love the imagery she paints, and how sweet that Reggie would be up to help her pull it off too!

I’m sorry, is that what Victoria actually is supposed to look like, or just her fantasy version of herself? Because I was not expecting to have my WIFE simping for a character she doesn’t even know!

well, I certainly won’t be standing in opposition if that’s her conquering aesthetic

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