Speaking ominously is a lot of fun. Honestly speaking dramatically in almost any way is fun. It breaks up the monotony of everyday language. Although, in my experience, trying to use interesting language just enrages average people who don’t have very good vocabularies. I enjoy having a lot of ways to slightly differently express similar ideas. Ideas like supporting your favorite webcomic creator on platforms like Patreon. Or even your 3d to 5th favorite creator, depending upon where I. specifically, rank. In fact, let’s expand that to the top ten. I’m bound to be in there somewhere.
I like saying needlessly ominous things, or implying ill intent, or a sense of foreboding, just generally. The idea that things could always get worse amuses me, since I have a generally fatalistic worldview. Like when someone says “Well at least they haven’t banned you from your hosting.” My response would be a deadpan “Yet…” Give it a try. Annoy your friends and family. At this point they’re probably so numb to mental anguish they won’t even register anything.