I don’t think there was any doubt that Reggie is his father’s son. It hasn’t been said, because how often do you introduce yourself to you parent formally in conversation, but Reggie’s father’s name is Garret William Boothe. Somebody can add it to the wiki if they want to now. I was surprised by how funny everyone thought the previous page was. To me it seemed humorous, but in the usual way. I wonder if the stress of current events made people more likely to enjoy a moment of wry humor than normal. Either way, I’m glad it was well received. Reggie being casually mean about mundane things amuses me very much, which is why he’ll probably always be socially awkward. It brings me joy.
*Election talk trigger warning*
I’d like to apologize to any Trump supporters in the audience. I made a guess about the outcome of the election & by doing so collapsed the waveform with my inability to accurately guess the outcome of elections. It was wrong of me to tip the scales with my bad luck. I didn’t intend to tamper with the results, but I just wasn’t thinking. Maybe by apologizing the scales will swing the other way. No matter who you support, it was wrong of me to express an opinion. I should have remained silent, even though silence is violence. I’ll nip off & shoot myself at the earliest possible convenience to atone for my sins.