… and the punishment also includes expulsion from the man-guild.
and if you get expulsed we take your balls back
Good place for a Fight Club reference.
Nicely said Brad.
Say it with me: “I’m a man but I can change if I have to I guess.”
Word.
Remember, we’re all in this together.
Keep yer stick on the ice!
If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!
Bow-chicka-bow-wow
“I’m a man but you can change If you have to I guess” See, wasn’t so hard.
Nice. Red Green Show is AWESOME, but nobody I meet has ever seen it, much like Bill and Ted, or books by H. P. Lovecraft. On one episode, some women CEOs visit possum lodge, and they recite the women’s prayer.
“I am a woman, hear me roar. I am in charge, get over it.”
It was awesome.
I’ve seen the first Bill and Ted (and I’ll evntually watch the rest) and I’m reading a collection of H.P. Lovecraft’s stories right now! =D
I believe it’s laws 5,6,9,27, and 282 to be exact. Correct me if I’m wrong
You forgot law 236
hahahaaaa red green rules and yes ladies there are laws and they are upheld by violence!!!!
I thought they were upheld by duct tape?
All must hold the law that is man law!
Dude.. That’s like violating every law.
It also violates law 164, but only on Tuesdays.
Was that Emmet who posted about “Only on Tuesdays”?
People, for fu*k’s sake, your all violating several man-laws just by letting the womenfolk know that man-laws exist. Honestly, I no longer wonder why women do with us as they please if there’re guys like you around.
They do not believe the man-laws exist, therefore, there is no risk. Its like the government and area 51- they tell us what is really there, but no-one believes it anyway.
They’re there, just not for the reasons popular belief says they are.
It’s a lot like Fight Club. Oh shi-
Rule #1 You do not talk about Fight Clu…
oh, fuck!
*several days later, at the hospital*
“Dude, what happened to you?”
“Fell down some stairs.”
YOU HAVE BROKEN THE MAN LAWS! prepare for immediate assimilation.
Document 682 dictates the number of punishments given by the horde for violation of the man-laws. Although they forgot bylaw 87.62A which states: any man can ask a friend about past girlfriends if they are both drunk, and one is dead-set on teasing the other.
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… and the punishment also includes expulsion from the man-guild.
and if you get expulsed we take your balls back
Good place for a Fight Club reference.
Nicely said Brad.
Say it with me:
“I’m a man
but I can change
if I have to
I guess.”
Word.
Remember, we’re all in this together.
Keep yer stick on the ice!
If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!
Bow-chicka-bow-wow
“I’m a man
but you can change
If you have to
I guess”
See, wasn’t so hard.
Nice. Red Green Show is AWESOME, but nobody I meet has ever seen it, much like Bill and Ted, or books by H. P. Lovecraft. On one episode, some women CEOs visit possum lodge, and they recite the women’s prayer.
“I am a woman,
hear me roar.
I am in charge,
get over it.”
It was awesome.
I’ve seen the first Bill and Ted (and I’ll evntually watch the rest) and I’m reading a collection of H.P. Lovecraft’s stories right now! =D
I believe it’s laws 5,6,9,27, and 282 to be exact. Correct me if I’m wrong
You forgot law 236
hahahaaaa red green rules and yes ladies there are laws and they are upheld by violence!!!!
I thought they were upheld by duct tape?
All must hold the law that is man law!
Dude.. That’s like violating every law.
It also violates law 164, but only on Tuesdays.
Was that Emmet who posted about “Only on Tuesdays”?
People, for fu*k’s sake, your all violating several man-laws just by letting the womenfolk know that man-laws exist. Honestly, I no longer wonder why women do with us as they please if there’re guys like you around.
They do not believe the man-laws exist, therefore, there is no risk. Its like the government and area 51- they tell us what is really there, but no-one believes it anyway.
They’re there, just not for the reasons popular belief says they are.
It’s a lot like Fight Club.
Oh shi-
Rule #1 You do not talk about Fight Clu…
oh, fuck!
*several days later, at the hospital*
“Dude, what happened to you?”
“Fell down some stairs.”
YOU HAVE BROKEN THE MAN LAWS! prepare for immediate assimilation.
Document 682 dictates the number of punishments given by the horde for violation of the man-laws.
Although they forgot bylaw 87.62A which states: any man can ask a friend about past girlfriends if they are both drunk, and one is dead-set on teasing the other.