2967 Banana Cream.

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Women, I know that most of you have been taught to imply a desire for sex while not outright requesting it. I know that being the one to initiate it gives power to the one who is not asking. That said, we no longer live in a world where ambiguity can be easily tolerated. If your man is dense, and can’t pick up on your signals, you need to just tell him that you wish to initiate intimate adventures like a lawyer would. It reduces the stress on the men who consent actually matters to. This goes both way to one degree or another, but men do tend to be more clear in communicating a desire to engage in intercourse. If you want to take it a step further draw up a little contract for him to peruse. Obtain a signature. Be sure to have a 3rd party notary on standby at all times. The expense incurred could save you a lot of court costs in the long run.

I’m full of wisdom. Anyway, we have survived the day of fools, at least I have. I assume that you all did, but I can’t actually verify that… It is my sincere hope that you all did. I also sincerely hope you survive the weekend and return on Monday for more comic. While I’m at it I hope you all consider becoming a patron, and then become a patron, and everyone is happy. Especially me. I will take your 58 cents and put it toward whatever nonsense I choose. The government will take a quarter of that, which isn’t fun, but we all need safe roads and bridges… And also things we don’t need quite as much… Which I will refrain from naming… In any case I will pile up all the coins that actually do make it to me and lay on them, like a dragon. It keeps me cool in the summer.

Until next time we meet, from my penny pile, I wish you good luck in all your adventures!