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I tip cash because unless Uncle Sam is putting on a crop top and booty shorts and is bringing me my food and drink, Uncle Sam doesn’t need to know how much I tipped.

The following is in jest:
…Uncle Sam in a…ugh!
Couldn’t Lady Liberty, or Ms. Amelia Earhart been chosen for this booty shorts fantasy?
Oh!…my head!
…And I had just gotten over my friend’s fanfiction, about President Ford being an exotic dancer, too. :(
(singing)- “Shake your groove thing! Shake your groove thing! Yeah! Yeah!”
:D

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