He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake…
He’s there and he is watching, for every dump you take.

I do these kinds of jokes pretty sparingly, but in reality I am a ridiculous child who finds this sort of thing very funny. Sure, I want to be better than everyone else, but I’m not. I’m just not.

Anyway, since I’m riding the line of this going up on time I will plead for your money as usual, the links above will facilitate the transaction should you choose to relent. I dance for my pennies. See how I dance?!

Let us meet back here on Wednesday. I don’t promise more poop jokes, but there’s always some chance for more…

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2600 I’ll Be Watching You.