Well, it’s Leap Day. When I’m writing this anyway. Did you all commit your Leap Day murders? Remember, real life is for March. I got mine done, and no one will ever find the body. Thank Caesar for this glorious day of vengeance that comes but once each 4 years. I thwarted all who came for me, and smote my nemesis. I hope you all survived Leap Day and vanquished your foes. I’m already struggling to choose who my next Leap Day victim will be. There are so many to choose from. I regret that I won’t live long enough to see the Ultra Leap Day that will happen in 15000 years. February will have 30 days for the first time since Caesar Augustus stole the 29th for himself, and we get two have two murders that we can’t be prosecuted for. I’m bound to have made new enemies by then! What a lost opportunity…

Anyway, while I wash the blood from my hands, and ponder the horrifying actions I’ve done, I hope you will consider using the links above to support the comic. If you’re afraid you won’t survive Leap Day there’s still time to add Between Failures as a beneficiary in the event of your death. Your sacrifice will not be in vain. Real life starts back up tomorrow. I hope to see you on Monday. If not, well, I will raise a glass to you every 4 years.

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