Blah blah blee boo. Uh, what is worth talking about? It’s hot in my room and it’s making me unhappy. I dunno, anyone played any good “Metroidvania” games lately? Or ever, I guess. I want to play one that’s not so hard it’s frustrating, but also a good game. I finally played most of Blasphemous and that one came right up to the line of being so hard it wasn’t fun, but didn’t cross the line like Hollow Knight did. That’s the range I’m looking for. Also the art can’t suck. Honestly I’m up for any game that is good, but not so hard it’s frustrating. Or just a neat concept, like Graveyard Keeper. Since games journalism is straight garbage in the modern age I feel like I’m missing out on things. Also, it needs to be on Switch, or Xbox One. I hate Steam.

Whatever, not important really. I hope you’re ready for a new week of low stakes sequential art. I know I am. Keep an eye out for the forces of evil and I’ll see you Wednesday.

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