Me me big boy.
Me me big boy!

I seriously thought about making that the entire post.

There’s a game called Curse Of The Moon, or something, on Switch. It’s absolutely just Castlevania 3, except made by other people, with a bit of, like, Tumblr aesthetic. I mean, it looks awesome, but I feel like Konami could really be angry about it in court and win. Although they tanked Castlevania so hard I think it’s better that random people just take the idea and run with it.