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Disney has a big problem with people wanting to be scattered on their premises. It’s not allowed, but it still happens a lot. Almost every video about the haunted mansion mentions that they have to sweep up corpseflakes & pitch them. Which is basically what you’re doing when you pour out grandma anywhere, just fancy littering. I know it’s symbolic, & it’s part of grieving & everything, but there is a pragmatic side to the whole thing too. I watched a video once about two guys who spent decades sneaking into the world of tomorrow, or whatever it’s called. Eventually one of them died of cancer & the survivor took a pile of him to season the grounds of that attraction. He filmed himself starting to do it but not the exact location. Not that it matters really. It was touching. Disney should really just sell the right to pour out relations in specific park locations. They’re gonna need the extra money because of covid, and there will be more people needing the service because of covid. The solution to the problem is right in front of them. That’s why I should be working for Disney.