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I don’t know how this keeps happening but I’m gonna be in Garden on Wednesday. I was just there to see a friend get married.
It was a nice ceremony. They had it outside, near a gazebo. Gazebos, as Knights Of The Dinner Table teaches us, are dangerous creatures, so I think it was brave to get married in the shadow of such a fearsome beast.
In the top image we have the groom in the foreground, with me & two groomsmen. I’m the one without a sexy tuxedo. I’m not sure they want their identities made public because they already have several stalkers.
The bottom image is me with the beautiful bride. (She has more stalkers than all the guys combined.) I’m the dude. You probably realize this unless you’re a goldfish and forgot my face while panning down to the second image. In which case, what are you doing browsing the internet? Get back in the bowl you crazy fish! You can’t breathe our advanced gasses!


October 6th, 2008 at 10:03 am
I’d ask who the funny looking guy was, but you all are! *grin*
October 6th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Only on this site could I find the words “advanced gasses” actually used in a sentence. XD
October 6th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Simpsons did it!
October 6th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Ya know, you’ve got quite a way with words. I don’t think most people could work the phrase “advanced gases” into a sentence w/o there being a fart joke somewhere in there. HA! *mutters* “advanced gases”…
Crave: I try to leave the fart jokes to the pros.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Awww… I was gonna laugh at “advanced gasses”…. And he even took the fart joke and stuff. Dang.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
You look fun to hug… o^-^o *huggle*
Crave: For the record, I am fun to hug.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Advanced gasses! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You make funny/smart words
October 6th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Hey I am a hyper intelligent army trained goldfish capable of great feats of memory and I feel insultedby your insinuation of our short mem…oooooh shiny castle……where was I again?
October 6th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Wow, you look just like my son’s godfather. I had to take a double take on the pic. lol.
Crave: Being a godfather would be sweet. I’d do it Brando style!
October 6th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Hm, yes, I’m not a guy, manekochan…
October 6th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Hey you crazy fish, stop using my internets! You don’t even have thumbs!
Is it okay if I call you sexy? ‘Cuz you are. And Carol seems to like sugar – she’s already had ice cream and soda today. Must go to her boobs.
Crave: It is officially cool to call me sexy. I think that would bring my lifetime total to being so named up to three. XD
Also, sugar is Carol’s greatest weakness.
October 7th, 2008 at 1:25 am
I may not have thumbs, but I have a very special system of flopping around on a keyboard that accomplishes my goals and I thin….Ooooh another shiny….
October 7th, 2008 at 3:38 am
I imagined you much skinnier. I think it was your pic on DD that made me think that…
Crave: I’ve gotten that a lot since I posted those pics. That avatar, like most avatars, is misleading. I’m just a regular old fat guy.
October 7th, 2008 at 3:49 am
I have been to several outdoor weddings and they always have the same downfall. Sweaty wedding pictures. If I have an outdoor wedding its going to be in late october so that its cool enough to not sweat and you can see all the bridesmaids nipples through their dress.
October 7th, 2008 at 3:55 am
An outdoor wedding would be better in early October, so you can have beer. Weddingfest!
October 7th, 2008 at 6:17 am
I will admit that I am featured in the picture. That’d be me on the left.
I fear the sunlight on my non-shielded eyes.
Actually, I’ve just become too dependent on my sunglasses.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Funny thing about October ’round here, sometimes it’s covered in snow, sometimes it’s hotter than hell.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:37 am
JT’s coming to GC to celebrate my birthday. WHoooooo!
October 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Im kinda tempted to ask some friends to let me borrow some moneies so i can come up and eat dinners with you ^_^
October 10th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
As whoever said, you look like you’d give great hugs. I’m told I give great hugs. What would happen when two great huggers hug each other oO
Your comic is awesome, get some books and aim for a table at Anime Boston so we can test this.
Lookin’ like a cool dude, mate. Tux’s are for fools, mostly ;D
May 7th, 2009 at 5:34 am
You should have worn a tux. they’re awesome, if you can get one that fits. And it IS doable. I bought one recently. >_>
July 13th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Will totally be in line if you’re giving out hugs! ^^
August 15th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Dude, you looked almost exactly how I pictured. ….Now that I look at it, that sentence is remarkably stalker-ific. But nope, you look like a cool fat guy ^_^