Always, always, cheat.

Name: J. Thomas Blackwell

Thomas is the floor manager at the Marbleton branch of Megatainment chain of stores.

He manipulates as much of what goes on there as he can for the benifit of the team.

Thomas is looking for something that will give his life greater meaning.

In his spare time Thomas writes and draws, but does neither particularly well as far as he's concerned.

Some of his work has been published under a nom de plume. 


I am what I am.

Name: Edward Lincoln

Ed is the new guy. He's short, and quick tempered because of it.

It's gotten him in trouble throughout his life.

He's an all around nerd, and very intelligent, though not studious. 

Jessica is his twin sister.  He is very protective of her. 


Perfect living offers no guarantee of a perfect death.

Name: Carol Graves

Carol runs the store's front counter... officially.

In reality the rest of the team let her take care of anything they don't feel like doing.

She does so, virtually without complaint.

Though outwardly abrasive she cares about her coworkers and their jobs.

Her greatest weakness is ice cream.  It pacifies her almost without fail.


You be my sunshine and I'll be yours.

Name: Nina Grace

Nina is the store's optimist.

Most of the time she can be found happily wandering around the book section, which she is in charge of.

She enjoys life with a childlike glee, and is a big fan of Harry Potter.

Though injured in her youth, Nina is still very athletic.

Nina is about 6'3" remarkably tall for a woman. 


If you don't ask you don't get.

Name: John Kepler

John fancies himself a ladies man.

He's not as quick on the draw as everybody else, but still manages to get a good shot in from time to time. 

The games section is what he's been charged with opperating, although it's not an official position in the chain of command.

John tries to act like he's totally cool, but he's secretly a total nerd. 

He is one of the few employees that still smokes. 


You'll never see me comin'.

Name: Jolene "Brooksie" Brooks

Jolene is the video manager, but she's only been doing it a short while.

She is shy, yet can be outgoing once she gets comfortable with her surroundings.

Brooksie enjoys sneaking around, snooping on people, and not having to confront problems directly.

Her knowledge of films is encyclopedic, and is capable of reciting the dialogue of many word for word. 

On her breaks she enjoys going outside to smoke, usually with John.


Teamwork is what happens when we all work... as a team...

Name: Miguel "Mike" Hernandez

Mike used to be an assistant manager at the Megatainment home office.

He's having a hard time adjusting to being in charge.

Most of the time he asks his staff for advice when confronted with a new challenge.

Whenever he can Mike avoids confrontation.

He enjoys professional wrestling.


There's too many damn people these days. Can't we shoot some of the homeless?

Name: Reginald "Reggie" Watson Boothe

Reggie is a dick.  Luckily he's only around part time. 

He seems to have access to money, yet still wants to work more often.

Though he tries to hide it, Reggie actually fears getting in trouble.



Strike firt. Strike fast. Strike hard.

Name: Jessica Harlan Lincoln

Jessie is Edward's twin sister.

She's in school but hasn't decided why just yet.

If it's easier to get her way by acting cute and stupid Jess will go that route.

In reality she is clever, but a bit clumsy.